Why never, ever know the dish on their best friends' love lives?
Surely, men will discuss their sexual feats until they're blue in the face, but talking about the emotional state of their union is a different story. To a man, admitting he's hit a rough patch in his relationship is like saying he's a failure. So he won’t reveal that his relationship is on rocks. A man won’t brag about it what a great girlfriend he has because deep down, he's afraid his friends might try to go after her.
Why always choose action flicks over dramas? .
While women find comfort in mellow dramas, men try to avoid getting overemotional. They don't see the point in slapping down bucks to add to their potentially ulcer-producing emotional loads. Actions and comedies give them a chance to escape from their otherwise stress-filled existences.
Why insist on growing bad facial hair every six months or so?
Growing ridiculous facial-hair configurations is mostly about regret especially if the guy happens to fall into the category of clean-shaven, buttoned-up nine-to-fiver. Every so often, men wish they were a member of Pearl Jam. So resisting the razor may be a last-ditch effort to try to reconnect with their inner rebel. Also, facial hair is one of the few fashion statements men can get away with without being mocked.
Why assume every guy who's not one of his oldest friends is a loser?
It goes back to caveman clan mentality. Men don't want to let anyone they perceive as the enemy into the inner circle. They see all men they don't know as a threat.
Why buy tones of power tools when they can barely change a bulb?
A person who acts as if he knows how to use power tools is advertising that he is manly. Equipment is clearly associated with building, protecting, and (indirectly) virility. Even if he doesn't know the difference between a Phillips head and hammertoe, he equates equipment with rugged sexiness and hopes you will too.
Why lose interest in making out a few months into a relationship?
This perplexing passion phenomenon boils down to goal orientation. After the initial infatuation has worn off, there are times when men do the deed almost instinctively to release their energy. They are comfortable with you, so they don't always feel the need to woo you with foreplay to reach that end.
Why obsess over lesbians?
Curiosity is the main culprit of this common fixation. Lesbianism by definition is a world that men can never be a part of. So just pondering a little girl-on-girl activity causes their voyeuristic instincts to kick into overdrive.
Why leave dirty socks on the floor?
Most women assume that this is a purely self centered behavior. And they're right. Men repeatedly leave things like dirty laundry on the floor just because they know that women will pick them up. It's as simple as that, so stop doing it.